Canada Post Announces National Distribution Deal With Your Ward News
OTTAWA – Canada's national postal service announced Tuesday that it has reached an agreement with Dr. James Sears, Editor-in-Cheif of the bi-monthly Your Ward News, to be the publication's exclusive Canadian distributor, ensuring the controversial periodical's delivery to the doorstep of every Canadian household.
“For the last year we've stuck by our principles, despite the desperate pleas of the community, and delivered Mr. Sears' vision of a Jew-less, homo-free Canada to the people of the Upper Beach,” said Canada Post spokesman Richard Ouelette. “We believe that all Canadians have the right to the same information that has enriched the lives of so few.”
“Why should,” Mr. Ouelette continued, “people in North Battleford, Saskatchewan not be made aware of the impending Zio-Marxist false-flag takeover of our country, spearheaded by Beaches-East York MPP, Arthur Potts?”
In the wake of recent service rollbacks Ouelette feels that the alliance with Your Ward News will only strengthen the future of Canada's mail provider.
“With Zionistas like Beaches MP Nathaniel Erskine-Smith trying to Gaza-fy Canada by introducing the interweb and ending home delivery, we're excited to usher in a new phase in how we serve Canadians.”
“This is the news that uncircumcised illiterate straight caucasian Canadians need to know... And really, Mr. Sears is our only marketing client left.”
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